This story was written by Miss Goofy. She hopes you enjoy it. I hope you don't think she needs mental help. It has a twist and then another twist. Enjoy!
It was a fine day, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and there was a slight breeze. "What a fine day," said Barbie. "I think I'll go for a walk."
Barbie puts on her walking shoes and heads out the door. All of a sudden she runs into Ken.
"Hello Ken, how are you?" asked Barbie.
"Scared! There is a monster in town smashing everything!" yells Ken.
"Oh dear! What does the monster look like, Ken?" asked Barbie.
"Like a big, green lizard that's smashing everything," answered Ken.
"Oh my, that sounds like Godzilla."
"It looks like him too."
"I want to go see it. I'll see you later, Ken."
Barbie went on into town leaving Ken behind shaking his head. All of a sudden there was a loud roar.
"What was that?" asked Barbie to no one.
"I think I changed my mind," she said to herself.
"But what's life without a little adventure," she argued to the air.
Barbie decided to keep going. She turned the corner and saw...achoo... sorry, I'm fighting allergies. She turned the corner and saw the biggest, greenest lizard she'd ever seen and it was reaching out to grab her. She knew it was going to eat her. Barbie, who was already scared, turned and started to run. Godzilla was faster and he grabbed her.
"Help! Help me someone!" yelled Barbie. "Ken, someone, help me!"
"Oh no, Godzilla is going to eat me," yelled Barbie.
"Don't worry, Barbie, I'll save you," yelled Ken.
"Ken, watch out! He's going to grab you," screamed Barbie.
"Oh no, it won't," Ken yelled back.
Godzilla grabbed Ken. Barbie laughed.
"Oh shut up Barbie. It is not funny, we are about to be eaten."
"Oh yeah. HELP!" she yelled.
By now Godzilla has raised Ken up to the same level as Barbie, and they hear creaking metal.
"What was that?" they yelled to each other at the same time.
Godzilla opened his mouth and there on his tongue...was...a...ticket booth? What was a ticket booth doing on Godzilla's tongue?
"Hello and welcome to the 'Inside a Dino's Body' exhibit," said an official sounding voice. "Today we will find out about how a dinosaur's bod works," the official voice told them.
"We will be learning about the brain, heart, liver, digestive system, stomach and the urinary systems of the dinosaur," the voice continued.
"Wow," said Barbie and Ken. "This should be interesting."
"Oh yes, it is very interesting," the voice answered.
"I think I have had way too much fun for today. Maybe I'll come back tomorrow," said Barbie.
"I'm sorry, the exhibit is here for one day only," the voice told her.
"Well, I'll try to see it someday. I'm going home, see you later, Ken. I wonder how I get down," Barbie said.
We'll never know how to get off the exhibit without going through it. Barbie was stupid and walked into a set of gears and died.
The End.
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Coming later today (I hope)
Miss Goofy presents:
Barbie Meets Godzilla
Hopefully sometime today it will be ready for publishing.
Barbie Meets Godzilla
Hopefully sometime today it will be ready for publishing.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Ooops!!!!
I have not posted Miss Goofy's story yet. I goofed. She finished it (allegedly) but we still need to proofread and revise. Make any corrections that sort of thing. Hopefully we'll have it up by Friday. In the meantime, we're still plugging away. Music Man gave her a challenge of his own. If she can complete her next math book before the term ends then he will take her to have her hair dyed any color she chooses and he'll pay for it. If she finishes 3 months before the term ends then she can have her hair dyed and he'll buy her a video MP3 player. If she finishes by the end of January, then he will buy her a Wii, pay to have her ears pierced, buy the video MP3 player, and pay for her hair to be done. She seems determined to get that Wii. We'll see what happens. Poor Music Man, this could get expensive for him.
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